Whether you love or hate California, our apparel will definitely spark some conversations. Hi, my name is Mike, and I have lived in California my whole life. I love it here, maybe because I don’t know any better, but I love the weather and most of the people and well, that’s pretty much it 😂 . Aside from that, the politics suck, the cost of living is crazy, and there is a huge homeless crisis here. You could say I have a love-hate relationship with the Golden State. I hope our products bring you joy and help to express your love or hate of our great state of California. I mean, the not-so-great state—ugh, it’s so confusing when you love something and also hate it at the same time. 😂
Love California but can't ignore its quirks and challenges? 🌴🚗 Our products are perfect for you! In Costifornia, we understand the highs and lows of living in the Golden State. Whether you're praising the sunshine or venting about the rent, express your true feelings with style. Embrace the beauty, laugh at the chaos, and let everyone know how you really feel about California!
Can't stand California? 🌴🚗 Our products are made just for you! In Costifornia, we get it—sky-high rent, endless traffic, and quirks galore. Whether you're venting about the chaos or just want to express your frustration, we've got you covered. Wear your feelings boldly and let everyone know how you really feel about the Golden State. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the madness, and proudly declare your disdain for California!
Struggling with California's sky-high cost of living? 🌴🚗 Our products are perfect for you! In Costifornia, we know the rent's outrageous, the prices are insane, and making ends meet feels like an Olympic sport. Whether you're just trying to get by or sharing a laugh about the madness, express your financial frustrations with style. Wear your feelings boldly and let everyone know the real cost of living in the Golden State!
This might not be the shop for you, but I bet you have friends who would love our products! Be a good friend and send them our way, or buy them a gift to show how much you care—or how sorry you feel for them. Either way, just buy something! 😂
